Posted January 27th, 2003 @ 01:07pm by Erik J. Barzeski
It's tough for me to conceive of US males who don't understand football. However, it seems that these strange mutants do, in fact, exist. If they don't understand football, can they understand hockey? Baseball? Every sport has complex rules; the complex ones are only, at most 10% of the calls. 90% of the calls are simple. Holding? Easy. Pass interference? Simple.
My mom understands the rules of football, as does my dad (my mom's the bigger fan). And now there are men who don't? Men from the US? Non-gay men from the US? Aaaarrrrggghhhh! Civilization is crumbling! I mean, I don't care about cars, but I know how they work and what the parts do, their names, etc. I even understand how cricket works, and I'm not British. Okay, I'll shut up now.