Comments on: Britney Spears on Female Masturbation

By: patrick

patrick — Mon, 29 Nov 2010 12:32:49 +0000

Playing the 'clitar' is the best I've heard.

By: SJB

SJB — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:55:06 +0000

Pat said on January 13, 2004:

Also, iÃ¯Â¿Â½d like to mention how all your bullshit american icons are just making the whole world pretty sick. Britney Spears as well as almost all your "singers" are a product of too much comercial and imperialism, you people are deranged, you sell sex on tv and then start bombing down iraq, your bullshit capitalist system is not as flawless as you thing it is, "america" (which i personally do not know why you call america, its the USA) will one day go down the drain

It is absolutely hilarious that you are making political commentary on a Britney Spears article. Anyways, since you are railing against Capitalism the only other option is Communism. Which doesn't work. So good luck with that.

By: Ryon

Ryon — Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:17:53 +0000

Dude I just came, and here's a good name for hotties jacking off. polising the Poodle or Clapping your clit.

By: lance

lance — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:25:40 +0000

She's fingerbanging herself while men across America want
to be with her!?! That's an outrage...It's like throwing
way food while Ethopians are starving!

Besides, unless her spine is as flexible as a slinky, she
can't give herself the tongue-lashing that I could provide!

By: Alice Keymer

Alice Keymer — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:42:01 +0000

Gabe said on November 14, 2003:

"Waxing the flesh taco"? That's fuckin' classic, dude!

Yeah Right, lol. How original!

By: Also Matt

Also Matt — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 10:53:29 +0000

Britney Spears sucks.

I should know (nudge nudge know what you mean know what you mean say no more say no more)!

Seriously though, she's a bad singer, a bad slut and a bad waste of my oxygen (well, not mine personally, since I live all the way off in Australia [yes, there really are Australians out there!]).

She's not THAT hot, either... I mean, there are girls at my school hotter than her (by a LONG shot)... 'Cept they make up the 25% or whatever that don't masturbate. Seriously, they're more frigid than a frozen plank welded to an iron pole...

By: elle

elle — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:28:51 +0000

who dose'nt do it if not ur missing out this time guys ye do it 2 so now we do it for ourslfes right xxxxxxxxx ever heard of DIY GET IT

By: alex

alex — Wed, 10 Jan 2007 15:33:40 +0000

i masterterbate to britney for hours and when i'm done i do it it all over agan!.

By: Daquri

Daquri — Fri, 05 Jan 2007 06:22:34 +0000

Err...for all you idiots advertising to Britney: "I'LL LICK UP UR PUSSY CLEAN AND I'LL FUCK U UP TILL U SATISIED! IF U LIKE ME, HERE'S MY CELLPHONE NUMBER, 09267677256. OK! I'M WAITING FOR U! LUV U!" as well as a few other dipshits-She's never gonna see your fuckin' comments! Let alone your fucking face! She probably doesn't even know this site exists! Save that shit for a chick you can actually catch! And I'm not surprised Brit masturbates...I mean come on! She can't get and hold onto a good guy to save her life (or a girl)! Look at the "K-Fed" disaster!

By: Hello!

Hello! — Sat, 23 Dec 2006 04:54:19 +0000

It is called "diddling."