Comments on: Labels for The Stupids http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids The Weblog of Erik J. Barzeski Wed, 19 Nov 2008 16:27:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: allTheHeroesAreDead.com weblog http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8078 allTheHeroesAreDead.com weblog Sun, 19 Sep 2004 20:39:00 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8078 <strong>Bad and nasty links</strong> If this joke makes you laugh, you're pleasantly fucked up. I laughed :) Aaaand, stupid people.... Bad and nasty links

If this joke makes you laugh, you're pleasantly fucked up. I laughed :) Aaaand, stupid people....

]]> By: mil http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8076 mil Tue, 11 May 2004 00:14:21 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8076 i just checked my bar of dial, and it's really there! "use dial as you would ordinary soap" i just checked my bar of dial, and it's really there!

"use dial as you would ordinary soap"

]]> By: Jeffrey J. Hoover http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8075 Jeffrey J. Hoover Tue, 23 Mar 2004 03:45:34 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8075 OK. The hair dryer thing is related to people using it to heat a room and then going to sleep. Some others: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! You lose! "Usimarit" all over the front of you) On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space....or underground?) BTW- I got those in 1997. ;-) Keep 'em coming!!! OK. The hair dryer thing is related to people using it to heat a room and then going to sleep.

Some others:

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.

(Too late! You lose! "Usimarit" all over the front of you)

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

(As opposed to use in outer space....or underground?)

BTW- I got those in 1997. ;-)

Keep 'em coming!!!

]]> By: unamerican http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8074 unamerican Mon, 22 Mar 2004 11:14:23 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8074 Yes, these instructions are for Americans. Yes, these instructions are for Americans.

]]> By: The Infotainment Telesector http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8077 The Infotainment Telesector Sun, 21 Mar 2004 23:00:55 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8077 <strong>A Heaping Helping of Hyperlinks</strong> Labels for the Stupids A Bad Beat Generation Poem A Heaping Helping of Hyperlinks

Labels for the Stupids

A Bad Beat Generation Poem

]]> By: andy http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8073 andy Sun, 21 Mar 2004 12:23:35 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8073 Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? -- The instructions said "Wash, rinse, repeat." Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? -- The instructions said "Wash, rinse, repeat."

]]> By: Chris Clark http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8072 Chris Clark Sun, 21 Mar 2004 10:27:42 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8072 ...and I can tell you right now there have been far too many times in my life that I've needed to stop a chainsaw really quickly (quicker than, you know, <em>letting go of the trigger</em>) and strongly considered stabbing it into my genitals. Luckily, self-preservation is an instinct... and there are plenty of other peoples' genitals around for me to stop the chain on when I'm in that situation. ...and I can tell you right now there have been far too many times in my life that I've needed to stop a chainsaw really quickly (quicker than, you know, letting go of the trigger) and strongly considered stabbing it into my genitals.

Luckily, self-preservation is an instinct... and there are plenty of other peoples' genitals around for me to stop the chain on when I'm in that situation.

]]> By: rentzsch http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids#comment-8071 rentzsch Sun, 21 Mar 2004 05:38:08 +0000 http://nslog.com/2004/03/20/labels_for_the_stupids/#comment-8071 I will admit to seriously contemplating ironing my pants while on my body. I tire of the iron pants > put on pants > discover winkle I missed on board > take off pants > iron pants cycle. I will admit to seriously contemplating ironing my pants while on my body. I tire of the iron pants > put on pants > discover winkle I missed on board > take off pants > iron pants cycle.

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