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It Slices, It Dices, It Circumsizes!!!

penis_slicer.jpgI recommend against clicking the "Read More" links at this Gizmodo article: SmartKlamp: Single-Use, Automatic Circumcisions.

I'm all for the future. I mean, look at where you're at, who you're talking to. I like the future so much that I even like the past's futures, futures that were planted with love but never quite formed into a fully blossoming flying cars or whatever. But in the future, as I'm lounging around with my dome open, instructing technicians to lift my brain onto a substrate of pure electrical joy, I will never, ever, ever let a robot cut my dick. I might have sex with a robot, that's fine; looking forward to it, actually. But at no point will I be placing my penis into a tube filled with knives.

Hmmm, sex with robots… If they put some simple mechanics inside one of those Real Dolls they'd be there today!

3 Responses to "It Slices, It Dices, It Circumsizes!!!"

  1. Is that a SmartKlamp™ in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

  2. “Is that a SmartKlamp™ in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?”

    If he's happy to see you, AND he has a SmartKlamp in his pants, well, he's probably not happy to see you anymore.

  3. “If he's happy to see you, AND he has a SmartKlamp in his pants, well, he's probably not happy to see you anymore.”

    Yeah, that's probably true. Bug in SmartKlamp™. :\


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