Comments on: Remembering Jokes http://nslog.com/2009/06/26/remembering_jokes The Weblog of Erik J. Barzeski Wed, 23 May 2012 23:05:21 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Adam Jacob Muller http://nslog.com/2009/06/26/remembering_jokes#comment-54640 Adam Jacob Muller Thu, 02 Jul 2009 02:34:48 +0000 http://nslog.com/?p=6018#comment-54640 When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God. "Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!" Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..." Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?" Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever." "Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah. When Farah Fawcett got to heaven, and went through the pearly gates, she was greeted by God.

"Wow!" exclaimed the Holy Ghost. "We really enjoyed your work here. Especially Charlie's Angels! I still have a poster in my office of you with that red bikini!"
Farah is a little taken aback. "Thank you, Lord..."

Jehovah goes on, "Well, I have a special reward for you. I'm prepared to grant you one wish. Have anything in mind?"

Not one to act selfish and change God's opinion of her, Farah thinks for a second and decides upon a wish. "I'd like for all the children of the world to be safe and sound forever."

"Done!" exclaims the Heavenly Father. He snaps, and Michael Jackson appears next to Farah.

]]> By: Mike http://nslog.com/2009/06/26/remembering_jokes#comment-54636 Mike Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:42:29 +0000 http://nslog.com/?p=6018#comment-54636 The only joke I can ever remember off the top of my head is a really old one - you might not end up repeating it, anyway. ;) Q: Why does Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his porch? A: Because he likes to greet everyone with a handshake! I'll have to give this some more thought, I know I've got better ones. The only joke I can ever remember off the top of my head is a really old one - you might not end up repeating it, anyway. ;)

Q: Why does Jeffrey Dahmer keep a blender on his porch?

A: Because he likes to greet everyone with a handshake!

I'll have to give this some more thought, I know I've got better ones.

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