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Archive for the 'Silly' Category

Creative and Horny Seeks SWF

At least he's got a sense of humor. Too good not to post. Plus I don't go to work until 5 today.

Gandhi and Mary Poppins

José makes a funny: Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him… …a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by […]

The Illiteracy are Appalling

I kid you not, from http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2004/01/20040123-2.html Then you wake up at the high school level and find out that the illiteracy level of our children are appalling. Ugh. Double ugh. Triple ugh. Quadruple ugh. Let's hope the ugh doesn't extend four more years.

Phone Support

One side of a phone support conversation: press command-R… yes, no, the one beside the space bar no, not in the Finder no, the trackpad the thing above the button near the latch you move your finger around on it next to the space bar it has an apple on it no, not the Finder! […]

Spammer Typos

A spam slipped through my spam filter(s) today. You can see it to the right. What did I notice? No, not that "yourafuckingasshole.com" is probably not the correct TO: address, but rather that the domain name is grammatically poor. Grrrrr. I'm not sure whether I'm more annoyed by the fact that it got through, the […]

Poker

Poker in the front. Liquor in the back.

Chemtrails and Crackpots

You know those streaky, puffy clouds left by airplanes? Bet you thought they were harmless, huh? Apparently they're not! They're called "chemtrails" and they're actually government spy planes spraying us with chemicals! Uh huh. The page is funny, largely because the people on it are so stupid, gullible, or fanatical that you just know you […]

The Eighties

File this under "I'm listing this for myself." And, to spare you, I'm putting it in the extended entry…

Duck Hunt

When I discovered that you could control the ducks in Duck Hunt with the second controller, my dad never beat me again. I'd sit quietly, the controller subtly nestled between my legs as I sat Indian style "awaiting my turn." Ahhhh, memories. Thanks Mike.

99 Bottles

Justin posted something about 99 Bottles of Beer written in several languages (for example, Objective C), and it reminded me of a "trick" I played on a former roommate of mine in school. You see, years ago there was a little application (I looked and couldn't find it, but for all I recall it could […]

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Without Fail

From this article comes: "I tried using Musicmatch briefly with my iPod, only to discover it was extremely slow, had a very poor user interface, and caused my PC to hang or crash without fail," Harder wrote. It hung or crashed without fail. If that's not an oxymoron, it's pretty darn close.

Cigar Fraud

Very funny. So funny that I'll type it here in case the link goes dead. A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against the insurance company, stating that […]

Chin Monkeys

Chin Monkeys was one of the funniest things I've seen this year! Ed was good this week. West Wing felt a little cobbled together - it didn't have the cohesiveness of most other episodes, and it felt rushed at the end when they found Zoey and reinstated Bartlet. It was still a good episode, and […]

Great Instructions

What does this mean? Be tights part D with part H together by fitting M. Like a step No. 1. And may be installation handle in this side too. That's the winner of the 2003 "Worst Manual Contest." Other notable steps include "Test stranger & use on" and, well, just go have a look for […]

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