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I've played a few games of Guess the Google, and it's a nice niche-time activity. You know, those two minute blocks you have between activities. I've seen some of the same arrays of pictures a few times and still can't guess the word. My high score is 289. With 10 questions and a maximum score [...]

Someone reminded me today of Freshly Squeezed Software's 404 page. I forget about it every now and then, but it's funny, and when I'm reminded, I usually end up spending five minutes reading it all.

When ordering the Adobe Photoshop CS 2 upgrade today, I noticed that their shipping had a few options, like "Continental US" and "Alaska" and "Hawaii" for the same DHL Express service.
Since when did Alaska get stuck on another continent?
Might I suggest the term "contiguous" United States? Cuz, last I checked, Alaska was still stuck to [...]

How does this read?
We'll be happy to add that feature - do you have any more thoughts? Thanks for writing!

Now how does it read?

Does this mean the mini skirt will be making a come back as well? (If you're offended by, uhhh, butt, then don't read the full entry.)

There's something horribly wrong with this:
Erik is listening to "God Bless America" by Celine Dion from the album "God Bless America" (2001). Erik has rated this song 3.0 stars and last played this song Wednesday, January 22, 2003 11:43:03am.

If only I could figure out what it is…

Remember kiddies: when you're up past 5am, and you get up at 9am, you're not likely to have received too many emails in between.
I was up late last night working on the Lake View website. As I've mentioned, it's currently available here, and I'm playing with the account now on Dreamhost thanks to Judi. Funny [...]

Ahhh, a Christmas classic!

At least, I think this is clay. If I ever want to make a Freshly Squeezed clay orange, this is the site to see.

Ugh.

Saturn is recalling 2004 IONs. I wonder if they were improperly charged.

I'm impressed with the number of things that have worked on the beer girl so far. A partial list:
fight
dance
kiss
eat banana
give me a hummer
exercise
lick
lie down
show tattoo
strip
shower
jump
laugh
bend over
play with your hair
squeeze
rip
read
And finally…
get me a beer
P.S. Scott found a cheetsheat. It's in the extended entry.

Seen on a golf forum somewhere:
Well said, those who cheat only cheat themselves(tourneys aside) golf is hard and penile tnough(which is no excuse for cheating)..

My driver is bigger than yours.

My friend Seth has a funny image on an entry called Goodbye Sanity!!. Good stuff!

From zorblog comes this news:
As many fast-food chains introduce healthier fare amid fears of being sued, Hardee's is serving up a hamburger with 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat.

St. Louis-based Hardee's Food Systems Inc. on Monday rolled out its Monster Thickburger — two 1/3-pound slabs of Angus beef, four strips of bacon, three slices [...]