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Ahh, salvation! Thanks to a MacInTouch¹ post, I can disable the touch-sensitive buttons on the front of my Cinema display. I don't know how many times I've accidentally put my computer to sleep by brushing the power button. If you hold down command and shift when you open the "Displays" system preferences item, a third tab is enabled.

¹ I only began reading MacInTouch again recently when they got an RSS feed. Good for them.