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I'm torn: while I want the Steelers to beat the Bengals next week to knock them out of the playoffs, I'm fairly convinced that a 7-9 season will prompt Bill Cowher to retire early while an 8-8 season would probably bring him back for another year. Cowher's expression all year - even while receiving ass-beatings of monstrous proportion - has been one of glazed content and disinterest. The man once known as "The Chin" has not sent a single spittle flying since the Troy Polamalu non-interception interception in last year's playoffs.