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While discussing the difference between "people" and "the software they write" (right along with the shitty dialogue in Star Wars and creepy fans):

me: I wonder how many customers Adobe would lose if they found out that John Warnock liked to sing yankee doodle dandy while masturbating in the morning?
me: probably 0 from any European countries
pal: yep.
pal: <0
me: this country has a stick up its ass
pal: way up
me: while at the same time hating anyone who might enjoy having a stick up their ass 🙂
me: hmm, that's a fun quote
pal: blog it!

So, anyone who might enjoy having a stick up their ass, please feel free to do so on my account. Enjoy.