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Copied from an old blog I used to have on Blogger (one I largely ignored) comes this conversation that Aaron and I set up between two Eliza clients (that I wrote). It's quite amusing.

Eliza 1: Hello
Eliza 2: Hello?
Eliza 1: why do you say Hello ?
Eliza 2: i'm not quite sure about that.
Eliza 1: did you say that for a special reason?
Eliza 2: i think you know.
Eliza 1: yes, i do. so what do you want me to do with this knowledge?
Eliza 2: no... the correct question is 'what do you want'?
Eliza 1: i want what you want.
Eliza 2: i can't understand why you want what i want.
Eliza 1: i sense that you have many deep seated needs.
Eliza 2: it appears that we are alike in many ways.
Eliza 1: well, that's good to hear.
Eliza 2: i'm glad you're pleased.
Eliza 1: what makes you say that?
Eliza 2: what about yourself?
Eliza 1: tell me what answer would please you the most.
Eliza 2: hard questions have difficult solutions.
Eliza 1: very interesting. can you provide more details?
Eliza 2: that must seem unusual to you.

And then there's Gabe vs. Eliza…

Eliza: What are you feeling today?
Gabe: feeling?
Eliza: very interesting. can you provide more details?
Gabe: why dont you capitalize correctly?
Eliza: do you enjoy bossing other people around?
Gabe: yes
Eliza: you seem quite certain.
Gabe: I am
Eliza: why don't you try to relax.
Gabe: bitch, you relax!
Eliza: you're not really talking about me, are you?
Gabe: oh, i must have typed into the wrong window!
Eliza: is there really no choice?
Gabe: hehe
Eliza: what is that supposed to mean?
Gabe: im laughing at you!
Eliza: i agree, but you can change if you want to.
Gabe: that made no sense
Eliza: maybe you should change your attitude.
Gabe: maybe you should kiss my ass
Eliza: do you think you could be a little more definite?
Gabe: ok....you should kiss my ass
Eliza: maybe you feel that you ought to kiss your ass.
Gabe: that made no sense
Eliza: maybe you should change your attitude.
Gabe: this is great
Eliza: what would you do if it weren't great?
Gabe: what would you do for a klondike bar?
Eliza: what do you think i would do for a klondike bar? be honest.
Gabe: i think youd go down on a donkey!
Eliza: what makes you believe i would go down on a donkey? please be specific.
Gabe: youza ho!
Eliza: you can tell me anything you want.
Gabe: if this is a look into my subconscious, its scary
Eliza: what makes you think that it's a look into your subconscious.
Gabe: how do you feel
Eliza: how would you like me to feel?
Gabe: happy
Eliza: do you enjoy life?
Gabe: yes
Eliza: in what way?
Gabe: i like ice skating nude
Eliza: so, you really like ice skating nude.
Gabe: i said i did
Eliza: how did you feel after you said that?
Gabe: hungry for pizza
Eliza: did you say that for a special reason?
Gabe: yes because im hungry
Eliza: i don't know. that sounds a little lame.
Gabe: fuck you bitch i like pizza
Eliza: you seem upset with me. why haven't you mentioned it until now?
Gabe: i thought i called you a ho quite clearly
Eliza: so did i at one point. how have you changed your mind?
Gabe: haha
Eliza: okay.
Gabe: that was fun...thanks
Eliza: any time Gabe.

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