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State of the Union Drinking Game

Are you going to watch the State of the Union (hell, I didn't even know it was on until Aaron mentioned it)? If so, then play along!

"War on Terror" - Eat a pretzel stick and growl.
"Recession" - Yell "Spare Change?", SHOT of liquor.
"Homeland" - Jump to attention and salute.
"Good Jobs" - Yell "Hear! Hear!", drink sip of beer.
"Freedom" - Grab Crotch.
"Billion Dollars" - Yell "BULLSHIT!", drink sip of beer.
"Osama bin Laden" - SHOT of beer.

There are more rules where those came from. This is one of the lamer games, according to Aaron, but it's still kinda funny.

I once had to write a paper about a State of the Union (one of Clinton's first). I titled the paper "Much Ado About Nothing."