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Dude, You’re Getting a Cell!

Benjamin Curtis, "the Dell Dude," has been busted for possession of the Mary Jane. For carrying the fuzzy leaf. For transporting the heavenly hemp. Can you tell how little I know about marijuana?

Ellen Feiss was just on Benedryl. This guy, well… I guess he needed to be tripping to actually convince himself that a Dell was worth pitching. Let's hope he gets a cell mate named "Bubba" too. (Possession of marijuana is just a misdemeanor, I'm told. Jail time is unlikely. Bummer.)

2 Responses to "Dude, You’re Getting a Cell!"

  1. Doesn't the american police have anything better to do then harrassing pot smokers? Like fighting real crime.

  2. Dude yer getting a cell!