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Funny Quotes

Codepoet at has some funny subtitles right now. A few of them that I've seen lately:

  • Press button to test. Release to detonate.
  • I want what money can't buy: more money.
  • This message is shareware. If you read it, send me $5.00
  • Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.

I've considered putting in funny quotes instead of the subtitle thing I have up there right now. I might. Some day. Maybe.

5 Responses to "Funny Quotes"

  1. Want some more? Have fun. That's the tags database from an OLD copy of my QWK reader from decades past.

  2. By far my favorite is:

    In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.

  3. 1)God must love stupid people...he made alot of them

    1)If stupidity was a killer disease...this world would be wiped out

    3)Oh look! 345,637,576 years until I give a damn what you think!

    4)If it aint broken, try and fix it...if it breaks, it neede replacing anyway

  4. Sex is like math: ADD the bad, MINUS the clothes, DIVIDE the legs and MULTIPLY!

  5. Why do they call it FRENCH kissing, if Americans do it BEST!!!