Funny Quotes
Posted March 2nd, 2003 @ 03:04pm by Erik J. Barzeski
Codepoet at Codepoetry.net has some funny subtitles right now. A few of them that I've seen lately:
- Press button to test. Release to detonate.
- I want what money can't buy: more money.
- This message is shareware. If you read it, send me $5.00
- Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
I've considered putting in funny quotes instead of the subtitle thing I have up there right now. I might. Some day. Maybe.
Donate Life
Posted 02 Mar 2003 at 7:11pm #
Want some more? Have fun. That's the tags database from an OLD copy of my QWK reader from decades past.
Posted 02 Mar 2003 at 7:13pm #
By far my favorite is:
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take Prozac to make it normal.
Posted 13 Dec 2003 at 5:46am #
1)God must love stupid people...he made alot of them
1)If stupidity was a killer disease...this world would be wiped out
3)Oh look! 345,637,576 years until I give a damn what you think!
4)If it aint broken, try and fix it...if it breaks, it neede replacing anyway
Posted 12 Jun 2004 at 11:35am #
Sex is like math: ADD the bad, MINUS the clothes, DIVIDE the legs and MULTIPLY!
Posted 15 Jun 2004 at 10:03pm #
Why do they call it FRENCH kissing, if Americans do it BEST!!!