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Fun Email: Your Server Sucks

Got this email at my Sound Set Central email address (a site which has Sound Sets for Entourage, AIM, the Finder, etc.):

Your server sucks! I have been trying to download a lousy driver for my epson 1660 scanner and every damn time I go through the tediously slow process to get the driver, it never downloads. Please e-mail the driver to me.

My reply:

Your mind sucks. I have been trying to host a lousy site which offers no drivers for no scanners and every damn time someone sends me mail by the tediously slow process of email to get the drivers I don't have, I have to write them and tell them the're an idiot. Please email your deity/deities of choice and ask him/her/it/them for help instead.