QotD: Stapled Body Parts
Posted April 30th, 2003 @ 05:42pm by Erik J. Barzeski
Question: If you had to staple any one part of your body to another part, which two would you choose?
My Answer: I would staple my tongue to the top of my mouth. This would prevent me from saying stupid things, or at least thwart my efforts to do so. Beyond that, and I suppose if it was not painful, I'd permanently attach "guy parts" (the pair, not the solitary part) so that they didn't shift around so damn much.
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Posted 30 Apr 2003 at 5:44pm #
I can't imagine that stapling your "guy parts" together wouldn't be painful. But then I don't have those parts, so I wouldn't know. 😛
Posted 30 Apr 2003 at 5:50pm #
But to post a real answer, I'd staple my boobs together. Free cleavage enhancement.
Wait.. that's wasn't a real answer... Doh!
Posted 30 Apr 2003 at 5:54pm #
You have boobs? 🙂 Sorry, couldn't resist.
/me waits for the "you have balls?" comments to begin…
Posted 30 Apr 2003 at 5:56pm #
Me? No, not so much. You? Well, I wouldn't know about that. I think you need to vouch for yourself on that one.
Posted 30 Apr 2003 at 6:25pm #
Staple my hair to my head. I have balding issues in my family.