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Chauvinism

Proving that sometimes you can laugh at things without endorsing them in any way, I present this simple joke:

Q: What's the only thing worse than a male chauvinist?
A: A woman that doesn't do what she's told.

Hee hee hee. 🙂 No, this is not evidence of some deep-rooted subconscious chauvinistic tendencies, though I guess if it was, I couldn't really say it wasn't given that it's subconscious…

2 Responses to "Chauvinism"

  1. what do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

    -nothing, you already told her twice.

    why doesn't a woman need an umbrella?

    -because it doesn't rain between the kitchen and the bedroom.

    why was helen keller a bad driver?

    -because she was a woman.

    🙂

  2. Must...resist...abhorrent...misogynistic...humor...aw, hell:

    Q: What do 50,000 battered American women have in common?

    A: They just don't listen.

    That one got me in alot of trouble at a previous job when I told it to the UPS guy within earshot of our bookkeeper...it was weeks before she would speak to me again.