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Erik:   But like I said, it's fun to be alone too sometimes.
Friend: Well, I'm alone 90% of the time, I know what it's like.
Erik:   I'm in a sappy mood tonight man as well, I could use a
        girl around sometimes.
Erik:   I'm alone just as much, you know that.
Erik:   Get a dog. 
Friend: Bah
Erik:   You can't fuck 'em, but at least they're someone to take
        up room in your bed.
Friend: Girlfriends can be thrown out when you don't like them.