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The RNC Polled Me

The Republican Party sent me a survey. Some of the questions are posted here:

Do you support President Bush's tax plan recently passed by Congress to create more jobs and improve the economy?

Should small business be encouraged to grow and hire more workers?

Do you support President Bush's initiative to allow private religious and charitable groups to do more to help those in need?

Gee, what an accurate poll. So non-biased! Such even questions! I was tempted to just mark "No" to everything, but the return postage wasn't guaranteed, so into the shredder it went.

2 Responses to "The RNC Polled Me"

  1. Nice questions. On par with "Have you stopped beating your wife?"

  2. Do you enjoy being a communist?