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QotD: Euphemism

Question: What is your favorite euphemism for having sex?

My Answer: Whenever someone tells me that they "made love" I ask if they would mind whipping up a batch for me. That doesn't make that my favorite euphemism, because I've gotten far more pleasure out of "doing the wild monkey dance" and other more childish phrases. I can't say I have a favorite among them, however.

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9 Responses to "QotD: Euphemism"

  1. Matt posed the same question some time ago.

    Ours currently stands at "hang out", I believe.

  2. "Naked time"

    That's all I have to say about that.

  3. Bumpin' uglies

  4. Hot monkey love!

  5. "Want to 'go play'?"

    ...along that line 😛

  6. It.

    Just filled with subtext.

    - Scott

  7. I guess I don't have one. If I am in a situation where I don't just come out and say something than I usually prefer creative, one-time subtleties and subtext.

  8. "The old in-out, in-out."

    -A Clockwork Orange

  9. I always like the slightly odd euphemism i picked up in a poetry class...'playing checkers'. There's really no limit to the way those related terms can be repurposed ('King me', 'triple jump', etc.). Stalemate is not good, however 😛