QotD: Euphemism
Posted April 3rd, 2004 @ 10:20am by Erik J. Barzeski
Question: What is your favorite euphemism for having sex?
My Answer: Whenever someone tells me that they "made love" I ask if they would mind whipping up a batch for me. That doesn't make that my favorite euphemism, because I've gotten far more pleasure out of "doing the wild monkey dance" and other more childish phrases. I can't say I have a favorite among them, however.
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Posted 04 Apr 2004 at 12:08pm #
Matt posed the same question some time ago.
Ours currently stands at "hang out", I believe.
Posted 04 Apr 2004 at 2:51pm #
"Naked time"
That's all I have to say about that.
Posted 04 Apr 2004 at 6:08pm #
Bumpin' uglies
Posted 04 Apr 2004 at 6:18pm #
Hot monkey love!
Posted 04 Apr 2004 at 8:39pm #
"Want to 'go play'?"
...along that line 😛
Posted 04 Apr 2004 at 10:07pm #
It.
Just filled with subtext.
- Scott
Posted 05 Apr 2004 at 2:10pm #
I guess I don't have one. If I am in a situation where I don't just come out and say something than I usually prefer creative, one-time subtleties and subtext.
Posted 05 Apr 2004 at 3:19pm #
"The old in-out, in-out."
-A Clockwork Orange
Posted 06 Apr 2004 at 5:05am #
I always like the slightly odd euphemism i picked up in a poetry class...'playing checkers'. There's really no limit to the way those related terms can be repurposed ('King me', 'triple jump', etc.). Stalemate is not good, however 😛