PulpFiction Slogans
Posted April 22nd, 2004 @ 10:24pm by Erik J. Barzeski
A few days ago, I held a little contest to try to find a great slogan for PulpFiction. Well, 94 responses later, I've got the list here. It's in the extended entry if you want to have a peek. I'll post results, uhh, when I have them.
For now, uhh, enjoy!
- Better than a Royal with Cheese.
- You know they call a news reader in France? PulpFiction.
- Like Orange Juice for your mind.
- Freshly squeezed news. Your way.
- You won't know the news until you've got the fiction.
- Content Squeezed Fresh Daily
- Pulp your newspapers. Get your facts and your Fiction freshly squeezed.
- Fresh content, timely, topical, relevant and... tasty.
- RSS for the rest of us
- Fresh news to your desktop the way your want it
- It's the one with "bad motherf***er" written on it.
- Keeping your eyes peeled for you
- Keeping news fresh
- Keeping web content fresh
- Delivering fresh web content
- Bring the news to you
- Freshly Squeezed Content
- Freshly Squeezed Syndication
- Juice the Web
- Feed your Read with Speed
- Everything Freshly Squeezed Is Better
- Putting Simple Back In Really Simple Syndication
- Content At Your Fingertips
- The Power Of RSS. The Simplicity of FSS.
- NetNewsWire sucks!
- Nothing but juicy news, no pulp.
- It's Orangetastic!
- Squeeze the web and get (juicy) news.
- News with a freshly squeezed appeal.
- Newsfeeds delivered straight onto your Mac.
- Feed Me!
- All the news that's fit to juice!
- Orange you glad you didn't buy NetNewsWire?
- News your way: Pulp-free or Chunky!
- News the way you want it: Acid-free or Extra Pulp!
- Juice your news.
- All your news are belong to us!
- Squeeze more into your life.
- Squeezing every drop out of the web
- Squeezes every drop out of the web
- Fresh Every Day
- The web delivered to you fresh every day
- 100% pure, not made from concentrate.
- Keep yourself informed
- The one that keeps your mind fresh.
- PulpFiction, and you'll never forget your news.
- Just the pulp, maam.
- Your web, your inbox.
- The web in your inbox.
- Freshly pulped fiction.
- Making short stories out of the web.
- All the news, all the time.
- Strain your news.
- All pulp, mostly fiction
- The drink for your brain.
- Never say what again.
- Content poured fresh daily.
- Hand Picked News
- Aggregate. Consume. Produce.
- Separating the Pulp from the Rest.
- Squeeze the Pulp from the Fiction.
- PulpFiction : It's bright. It's orange. It's news.
- Real. Simple. Syndication made fresh.
- Get Medieval on your RSS
- Real(ly) Simple: Syndication made fresh.
- Your News, Freshly Squeezed.
- Squeeze your own content (news).
- Get the most from your content(news).
- Juices the web; filters seeds, pulp, pith and rind then lets you choose what you want.
- Drink the best (from the grove.)
- 100% Personalized Web. You'll need to add water.
- RSS juiced and filtered just the way you wanted it.
- Imagine distilling oranges.
- Apples aren't meant to have pulp.
- Choose your own headline.
- Now you just need to filter fact from fiction.
- Your news, your way
- 100% of your recommended (daily) dose of news
- The web, from concentrate
- The concentrated web
- The concentrated web (Mix with Aqua)
- Get the Web in your Inbox
- Get the News in your Inbox
- Start your day with a fresh-squeezed cup of news
- Juice your life
- The juice is out there.
- News you can use
- News you already know how to use
- Jump start your Digital Nutrition!
- Who needs a blender anyway?
- The everyday juicer's guide.
- Making the quality cocktail!
- Just add the fruit!
- Get to the juice.
Donate Life
Posted 23 Apr 2004 at 12:16am #
Most of them are damn good but if I have to choose one, it's #84 🙂
Posted 23 Apr 2004 at 1:21am #
I think you mean "royale" in #1. I like #19--I think it's a clever description of what an aggregator really does.
Posted 23 Apr 2004 at 2:02am #
You don't really need a silly slogan to describe your software, do you?
Posted 23 Apr 2004 at 2:10am #
FYI: The ones I submitted that make use of parentheses are for you to pick between the word not in parentheses and the word within them.
Posted 23 Apr 2004 at 6:55am #
"17. Freshly Squeezed Content"
Posted 25 Apr 2004 at 8:57am #
"Juice the Web" gets my vote. Short and catchy.
Posted 27 Apr 2004 at 2:40pm #
Yeah, I like #19, "Juice the Web" too. I think you should avoid any reference to "freshly squeezed" anything. There's something Freudian and gross about it. Middle-schoolers would snicker. 🙂
Posted 28 Apr 2004 at 4:49pm #
Am I a complete idiot? I've been looking around your site for about 15 minutes trying to figure out how to contact you. I know that it is entirely uncouth to post a message such as this in comments, but as already established, I am apparently a complete idiot. That notwithstanding, if it's not too late I'd really like to participate in the beta testing of PF. I currently use Bloglines (blech), have been fooling around with Shrook for about a week (unsatisfying), and am confident I can give you relevant and articulate feedback. So... is it too late?
Peace,
Becky
Posted 29 Apr 2004 at 8:30am #
The top 25 slogans. I pared down the list by deleting those that didn't have much immediate appeal. From here I will find some way to narrow the list down to 10, at which point I'm going to use a...