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When Mini Golf Sucks

Feel free to complete this sentence in the comments: Mini golf sucks when ____________.

Some possible answers of mine:

  • Someone takes it way too seriously ((And coming from a guy who usually brings his own putter, that's saying something.)).
  • The supplied putters are absolutely terrible.
  • The holes are raised up, rejecting anything that isn't dead center.
  • There's any appreciable slope around the hole that makes the ball break six inches sideways on a six-inch putt.
  • The balls are rubber.
  • The eight-member family won't let you and your kid play through. And they watch every one of their eight members play the entire hole before the next one starts.
  • It costs $5 or more.