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Britney Britney Britney

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Without Fail

From this article comes: "I tried using Musicmatch briefly with my iPod, only to discover it was extremely slow, had a very poor user interface, and caused my PC to hang or crash without fail," Harder wrote. It hung or crashed without fail. If that's not an oxymoron, it's pretty darn close. 🙂

Cigar Fraud

Very funny. So funny that I'll type it here in case the link goes dead. A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against the insurance company, stating that […]

Chin Monkeys

Chin Monkeys was one of the funniest things I've seen this year! Ed was good this week. West Wing felt a little cobbled together - it didn't have the cohesiveness of most other episodes, and it felt rushed at the end when they found Zoey and reinstated Bartlet. It was still a good episode, and […]

Great Instructions

What does this mean? Be tights part D with part H together by fitting M. Like a step No. 1. And may be installation handle in this side too. That's the winner of the 2003 "Worst Manual Contest." Other notable steps include "Test stranger & use on" and, well, just go have a look for […]

Lazy

Perhaps the citizens of the United States are not the laziest in the world. Take what I display here as a lovely counter-argument. Heck, order one for yourself at this site for only 35,800 yen. How much does that cost in US Dollars? Etan wants to know. My guess is that it'd be cheaper to […]

Todd Did

A friend of mine played a joke on another friend of mine today. I am. We Todd did! I am sofa king. We Todd did! Heh heh heh, sorry Rob. You walked right into it. Twice! Oh, and sorry 'bout them Jets, eh?

Unanimous Weather Forecasts

Hmmmm… THE NEAR-UNANIMOUS GUIDANCE MAKES THIS A HIGH CONFIDENCE FORECAST...BUT THOSE AWAY FROM THE FORECAST TRACK SHOULD NOT LET DOWN THEIR GUARD JUST IN CASE THE GUIDANCE PROVES TO BE UNANIMOUSLY WRONG. From NOAA.gov.

Abbott and Costello

From a mailing list I'm on: Abbott: Hello.  Ultimate SuperDuper Computer Store. Can I help you? Costello: Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den, and I'm thinking of buying a computer. Abbott: Mac? Costello: No, the name is Lou. Abbott: Your computer? Costello: I don't own a computer. I want to buy […]

Fishing Forums

Guy 1: What do I do if my wife leaves me because of me fishing too much !!!!!! Guy 2: If she does, that will leave even more time for fishing. Problem solved. Guy 3: Dude, use your brain, who is going to clean your fish. Give her some shopping money and send her to […]

Pirate Day

Shiver me timbers, matey! September 19 is Talk Like a Pirate Day. I guess I'll have to brush up on my vocabulary and find me some buxsom beauties with which to share some booty. Or something like that… Arrrrr!

Beer and Jet Engines

I don't care for beer much, but I bet that the jet-powered beer cooler could easily be adapted to suit my Coca-Cola cravings…

Camel Toes: Funny Stuff

In light of recent comments about Madonna and Britney's lame publicity stunt, I present to you two pieces of evidence to support my position that camel toes are indeed funny stuff… Edit (May 31, 2011): As these links no longer go to their original sites, I've removed them. And Jamie has likely matured since this […]

The Squeeze is On

Uhmmmm… Saut Chin, 46, was fed up with physical abuse from her husband when she grabbed his testicles until he passed out in the incident Tuesday, the Rasmei Kampuchea (Light of Cambodia) newspaper reported. … The exact cause of Ouch Yan's death was not known. Funny that the guy's name is "Ouch," don't'cha think? P.S. […]

Personal Ads

Sometimes, when I'm bored or relaxing, I like to read the personals on match.com, Yahoo! Personals, eMode Matchmaking, etc. Occasionally you come across a gem like this: where do i start...im 18 years old 5'2" 105pds very athletic; brown hair green/hasel eyes. i enjoy pritty much anything surfing,or bodyboarding at the beach, working out, running […]