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Archive for the 'Silly' Category

404 Funny

Someone reminded me today of Freshly Squeezed Software's 404 page. I forget about it every now and then, but it's funny, and when I'm reminded, I usually end up spending five minutes reading it all.

When ordering the Adobe Photoshop CS 2 upgrade today, I noticed that their shipping had a few options, like "Continental US" and "Alaska" and "Hawaii" for the same DHL Express service. Since when did Alaska get stuck on another continent? Might I suggest the term "contiguous" United States? Cuz, last I checked, Alaska was still […]

Handling Support Requests

How does this read? We'll be happy to add that feature - do you have any more thoughts? Thanks for writing! Now how does it read? 🙂

Mini is the New Black

Does this mean the mini skirt will be making a come back as well? (If you're offended by, uhhh, butt, then don't read the full entry.)

Celine in America

There's something horribly wrong with this: Erik is listening to "God Bless America" by Celine Dion from the album "God Bless America" (2001). Erik has rated this song 3.0 stars and last played this song Wednesday, January 22, 2003 11:43:03am. If only I could figure out what it is…

Sleep (or lack Thereof)

Remember kiddies: when you're up past 5am, and you get up at 9am, you're not likely to have received too many emails in between. I was up late last night working on the Lake View website. As I've mentioned, it's currently available here, and I'm playing with the account now on Dreamhost thanks to Judi. […]

Burger King Christmas Song

Ahhh, a Christmas classic!

How to Make a Tiny Clay Orange

At least, I think this is clay. If I ever want to make a Freshly Squeezed clay orange, this is the site to see.

Nice Grammar


Saturn ION Recall

Saturn is recalling 2004 IONs. I wonder if they were improperly charged.

Beer Girl

I'm impressed with the number of things that have worked on the beer girl so far. A partial list: fight dance kiss eat banana give me a hummer exercise lick lie down show tattoo strip shower jump laugh bend over play with your hair squeeze rip read And finally… get me a beer P.S. Scott […]


Seen on a golf forum somewhere: Well said, those who cheat only cheat themselves(tourneys aside) golf is hard and penile tnough(which is no excuse for cheating).. My driver is bigger than yours.

Episode II: Clone of the Attack

My friend Seth has a funny image on an entry called Goodbye Sanity!!. Good stuff!

Hardee’s Reads Dilbert

From zorblog comes this news: As many fast-food chains introduce healthier fare amid fears of being sued, Hardee's is serving up a hamburger with 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat. St. Louis-based Hardee's Food Systems Inc. on Monday rolled out its Monster Thickburger — two 1/3-pound slabs of Angus beef, four strips of bacon, […]

Panties for iPod

Anyone want someone's panties? I can only assume it's a woman… I'm a totally poor college student and need an ipod! I'm willing to trade some of my panties (washed or unwashed) for it even!..(i'll even give you a picture also if you want) I'm willing to take other trades! Get your panties here