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Archive for the 'Recurring' Category

OneWord: Hold

I love how when you call somewhere they say "can I put you on hold?" and oftentimes before the "s" of "yes" escapes your mouth you hear the soothing Muzak of Enya or somebody who you'd really rather not hear Muzak-ized. So you "hold on" while "on hold." Perhaps you even hold yourself. Or a […]

QotD: Phone Sex

Question: Have you ever had phone sex? My Answer: I dated a girl for five years that lived hours away from me, so, uhhh, do the math. Yeah. I know some people are against it, but I tell a good story, and I'm descriptive, and I'm going to stop talking now before I share any […]

OneWord: Torch

For some reason when I saw the word torch and started writing, Butch, camp, and whatnot from Survivor popped into my head. That place got torched pretty good. Those were some serious flames. Now I'm thinking of extinguishing torches at tribal council, which actually makes more sense than the fire at camp did, because those […]

QotD: Breakups

Question: What is the best breakup you've ever had? My Answer: I've "broken up" with all of one person. It took me a month to figure out how to do it (I'd dated her for five years), but in the end it basically came down to "I can't make you happy anymore, I haven't been […]

QotD: Jenna in Playboy

Question: Will Jenna pose for Playboy? Will Heidi? My Answer: There's a good chance that one or both will. She won't need the money, I guess. Grrrr. I'm irked. You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day for yourself in the comments or on your blog.

OneWord: Collage

A collage is a group of pictures or things, but I am always reminded of "college" when I see the word. I'm not sure why. A collage is something you can't really do online - nobody can really create a photo collage with pictures. You can't rotate thigns in HTML and then have the text […]

QotD: Mother’s Day

Question: What's the best Mother's Day present you've ever given (or received)? My Answer: I gave my mom a digital camera last year, and she's made decent use of it. Her birthday is also around Mother's Day, so I guess I only gave her half a digital camera last year. 😀 You are encouraged to […]

OneWord: Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous is almost always a category on sites of mine. In fact, on this blog, I have a Miscellaneous category. I have a Miscellaneous folder in my email app and a "Stuff" folder on my hard drive (because there were too many "M" folders). It's a good name for miscellaneous stuff because it is, well, […]

OneWord: Sweater

Sweaters are things that you wear when you're cold, which is of course nothing I've done in the past, oh, two years. Okay I've worn a sweater but only because it's pretty nice, it's green with a brown stripe, and with a pair of brown pants or even jeans it looks pretty good. Flint ate […]

QotD: One CD

Question: If you could only listen to one CD for the rest of your life, which CD would it be? My Answer: I'd have to go with Life's Rich Pageant by R.E.M.. You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day for yourself in the comments or on your blog.

QotD: Best Day

Question: If you could describe what would make the best day of your life, how would you? My Answer: I'm not sure. You wouldn't think it would involve eight hours in a car, getting lost, fast food, no dinner, and a little shopping, but it ranks pretty highly, actually. You are encouraged to answer the […]

QotD: Rid the Earth

Question: If you could rid the earth of one thing, what would it be? My Answer: Stupid people. But then there'd be nobody left <grin>. You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day for yourself in the comments or on your blog.

OneWord: Lust

Lust is something that you can have, not for a person necessarily, but for anything. The classic case of lust is Adam and Eve, no wait, that was a lustless garden until the snake spoiled it, right? I lust after knowledge. I lust after one-on-one relationships that mean something. I lust after Coke (not really!). […]

OneWord: Feature

It's a feature, not a bug they cry. I wonder what features that iLoo thing from a few days ago has. Blue screens of death scare the crap out of you? Good thing you're sitting on a toilet already. It's funny how I see the word "feature" and immediately think of software. Feaure events, features […]

QotD: Richard Nixon

Question: If you could have asked Richard Nixon one thing, what would it be? My Answer: I would ask him what the best thing about being the President of the United States was. I can imagine many of the downsides. What I think is interesting is what motivates people to go after the job in […]