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Robin Williams on golf. One of the funniest things I've heard and straight out of his Broadway show, which you can no doubt find on DVD at Amazon.com or other such places.

From a playlist 4000 songs long, is this really random or is this that "less random" thing Steve Jobs talked about in iTunes 5 or 4 or whatever it was? In my car the other day, "Cecilia" by Simon and Garfunkel came on, followed by "Cecilia" by Ace of Bass. The latter is, naturally, a […]

Spotted on the Web somewhere: Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #0000FF, All my base are belong to you. See now if it were me, I'd have written "#f00" and "#00f." I really like CSS shorthand and I dislike capital letter hex, for some reason.

It's true: So's the part about Verizon crippling their Bluetooth phones.

For whatever reason, when we bought the Touareg, VW would not give us the $500 customer loyalty bonus. They said the Beatle we owned already didn't count. 😛

Ahoy there me hearties! I've been watching too much The Wiggles to participate in International Talk Like a Pirate Day without sounding like the gay pirate from the show from down under (uhhh, The Wiggles, for those of you who have trouble figuring things out). Shiver me timbers, matey! I celebrated this day two years […]

I've spent hours, weeks, and months creating this new logo for NSLog(); and nslog.com. I call it the "NSLogo." (Get it?) It's truly original. Really, it is. I swear. I didn't copy it from anything, and I've done it all on my own. See, the color even matches the blue links and everything. Scottish Arts […]

You know, maybe it's just me, but isn't this pretty ineffective advertising? That girl is ugly!!! She looks she's part man, part monkey. Now, I'm not saying I'm hot shit or anything like that, but nearly everyone I've shown this ad to has made an unprompted remark about how odd the chick looks. She ain't […]

Which iPod Nano - black or white - do you think Kanye West would buy? George Bush? 😀

So today I'm watching the Steve Jobs presentation of the ROKR et al. and at 18:30 or so, a phone starts ringing. Thinking I'd left my phone in the bedroom (25 feet away or so), I jump up and sprint to the bedroom. I come back and my phone is sitting two feet from me […]

Hardy har har. A: You're wrong Q: I'v never found that to be true A: Because it makes following messages more difficult Q: Why is top-posting evil? I'll top-post a response if my response is short, like "Yeah, sounds good" or something. Otherwise I inline - and I usually split paragraphs and respond to very […]

Aaron asked for a picture, so here it is - the image on page 55 of one of the Touareg manuals: Apparently, Touaregs are popular with the baby-throwing crowd. 😛 No, really, the picture is meant to demonstrate that a baby which is not properly strapped in can - after a brief Superman moment - […]

Spotted somewhere near the vicinity of my clipboard: The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling. The sport of choice for front-line workers is football. The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball. The sport of choice for middle management is tennis. The […]

I've played a few games of Guess the Google, and it's a nice niche-time activity. You know, those two minute blocks you have between activities. I've seen some of the same arrays of pictures a few times and still can't guess the word. My high score is 289. With 10 questions and a maximum score […]