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Look, it's George W. Bush singing "Sunday, Bloody Sunday."

Not only does Kool-Aid do it, but Tropicana Grape pop makes your poo green, too. And yeah, it's all in how your body metabolizes certain dyes.

Corporate types are so stupid sometimes. Like this time. I'll have to check my local Best Buy to see if it's company-wide. P.S. Cabel = Little Man. Best Buy = not. Dumb entry title, but so what? It's a blog fer crissakes. It's not like I give this any thought. 😉

wan·ton adj. Immoral or unchaste; lewd. Gratuitously cruel; merciless. Marked by unprovoked, gratuitous maliciousness; capricious and unjust: wanton destruction. Unrestrainedly excessive: wanton extravagance; wanton depletion of oil reserves. Luxuriant; overabundant: wanton tresses. Frolicsome; playful. Undisciplined; spoiled. Obsolete. Rebellious; refractory. Duh.

NetFlix Freak screwed up today. How? Have a look. Kinda silly, really. I clicked on "Munich" and a description for another movie came up. Incidentally, I like NetFlix Freak, and I think I've mentioned that here before. I need to get a copy to my mom… she's going to sign up for NetFlix soon, I […]

This site has some funny lists.

A picture at Valerio's on 32nd and Pittsburgh Avenue here in Erie showed small baby girl eating a submarine sandwich. The handwritten caption read: Your never to young to enjoy a Valerio's sub! It's been there for at least a year and nobody's managed to change it, despite the fact that you could easily fit […]

I plan to boycott Walgreens. Why? Thanks for asking.

I've only seen bad jokes so far, one of which involved Duke Nukem Forever. If I had a groan smiley, I'd have used it there. At any rate, I encourage you to post links to your favorite Internet April Fool's Jokes 2K6 in the comments. Update (2:40pm): I've yet to see a single funny joke.

I guess you eat out a lot when you tell your three-year-old that you're going home, then ask her what she'd like to eat, and she replied "let's see what they have." 😛

Can a judge sentence someone to self castration? Because folks like this should not be allowed to breed. Or even interact with other human beings. Or maybe the judge could sentence the guy to write 1 million times on a chalk board "If my iPod is too loud, I will henceforth simply turn down the […]

Look at this word for awhile: PEOPLE Now tell me: does it look funny or what? Please, no replies of "what" are required. It'd show a serious lack of imagination. 😉

There are, from what I can tell, a few different ways the old "I'm With Stupid" shirt can be revived. I've only ever seen one "in the wild." Can you guess which one? Arrow pointing up. A guy's shirt, arrow pointing down. A maternity shirt, arrow pointing at belly. I've left out a t-shirt made […]

This is funny. Now of course I need to type a lot more so that text doesn't wrap funny on this entry. Or I could just separate every sentence as a separate line. Then I can talk about nothing and still use up a lot of vertical space. See? I did it.

From a picture I took when I visited the plastic surgeon yesterday to have my stitches removed: