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Anyone want someone's panties? I can only assume it's a woman…
I'm a totally poor college student and need an ipod! I'm willing to trade some of my panties (washed or unwashed) for it even!..(i'll even give you a picture also if you want)
I'm willing to take other trades!

Get your panties here

Apple Design Awards make great coasters. iPods not so much.

I like this post from The Sand Trap .com:
Both John Kerry and George W. Bush were asked the same question: If you could play one game of anything you wanted against your opponent, what would it be?

How did they answer? Can you guess? Click and find out. Comment on that site if you want, and [...]

My mom forwarded me a message that contained a bunch of "unnecessary information." It is, indeed, but some of it is flat out wrong! See if you can't debunk a few of these puppies. I've gotten a few myself.
Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only… Ladies Forbidden." [...]

From this:
Aftertheuseofahairdryereverythingworksexceptthespacebar

Is it just me, or does the word "sex" pop out at you if you look at that word without trying to determine what sentence it forms?

To three decimal places, geeks tipping:

$33.33 (repeating) + $6.66 (repeating) is a pair of twenties. Or, well, $40 on your credit card.

I got this email via my eBay auction from an interested buyer:
hello, My client is interested in buying ur item and he wants to pay via Cashier check,he will issue a cashier check which will include the money for the item,my commission as an agent and also the shipping charges,Immediately u get the check,you will [...]

Yep. It's pathetic.

Now I ask you, gentle blog visitor: what in the hell does "3D modeling" and "Animation" have to do with "E-Commerce" and "PHP"? My goodness: this has to be one of the worst jobs ever!
Talk about "jack of all trades, master of none." The minimum requirements for this kind of job must be "can you [...]

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I swear to $DEITY, that's the headline.

It's "official" too as it comes from Apple:
Remove both earbuds:
During a job interview
Taking your driver's test
When your sweetie calls
Remove one earbud:
Listening for your flight
Buying groceries
When a coworker calls
Leave 'em in:
Visiting the inlaws
At the laundromat
When your boss calls

I recommend against clicking the "Read More" links at this Gizmodo article: SmartKlamp: Single-Use, Automatic Circumcisions.
I'm all for the future. I mean, look at where you're at, who you're talking to. I like the future so much that I even like the past's futures, futures that were planted with love but never quite formed into [...]

How to mess with the mom of the bride, who's handling most of the planning:

The bride (my friend Crystal) was in cahoots on this one. The inside of the card reads "2 is fine." B-)

It's a good thing Apple is around to remind us of the differences between the physical and the virtual worlds in which we work, play, and live (Frameset link):
For example, the number of items a user puts in the Trash is not limited to the number of items a physical wastebasket could hold.

How many 1s [...]