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Today I picked up my mom and grandma at the airport. They're visiting southern Florida for a few days. José is coming over tomorrow to get the kayak box done, and I picked up a Stealth CS from Bending Branch yesterday. Progress! My boat is on its way from North Carolina and the expected delivery […]

Question: If you could be on the cover of any magazine next month, which magazine would it be and what would the caption say? My Answer: Fortune and the caption would say "America's Newest Billionaire Bachelor." That or Playgirl. I'm not sure yet. 😉 You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day for […]

Two weeks ago my dealer told me that I'd have to wait 3-4 weeks to get the kayak I wanted (a Wilderness Systems Tarpon 120 in "Sunrise" coloring). Yesterday he told me that the estimate is still 3-4 weeks. Today he told me that the estimate was 8 weeks. I hopped online, called about ten […]

Question: What's the best example of fate that you can think of? My Answer: My mind immediately went to Hamlet's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, and then jumped over to Romeo and Juliet. In real life, well, this question really depends on how you define fate. I don't believe that everyone is on a path that's unchangeable […]

Today I picked up my copy of Mario Golf. First impression: fun, but a bit too easy and disappointing. Perhaps it will grow on me. The problems that I've got with it are two-fold. First, it seems quite a bit simpler than I remember. I recall the N64 version being a little bit more difficult. […]

Question: If you had to pay one dollar for every time you thought of sex in any form, how long would it be before you went bankrupt? My Answer: Since I've got school loans, a car loan, etc., my net worth is probably already $0. But let's assume I own everything and have no debt. […]

So, apparently Mario Golf came out today. I fell asleep at the wheel and the release date slipped by my radar, to mix a metaphor or two. Mario Golf on the N64 was one of my favorite games, bar none. Oddly enough it also had one of the better physics engines. Players had a natural […]

Question: If you could grab the buttocks of someone famous, whose would you grab? My Answer: Jennifer Lopez is an obvious answer, but I've never quite seen what all the ruckus was about. I'm a tummy/leg kinda guy, so whatever ass is attached to those two things tends to be okay by me. But it's […]

So today I "rejoined" Friendster. I had joined quite a few months ago, when my pal Mike invited me, and then I'd basically done nothing with it. Today, another friend mentioned it. I signed up as his friend, then spent a few minutes exploring "the network." I sent a few messages to some chicks (of […]

Just a miscellaneous Sunday. A close friend of mine moved to Orlando. We've not been seeing eye to eye lately and are both a little confused about a bunch of things, but I'm confident that we can pull through. José got back from a trip and will come back next Friday to help me put […]

Question: If you could design your ideal candy bar, what would be your ingredients? My Answer: Caramel, dark chocolate, nougat, and those krispy things. That sounds about right. My favorite real-world candy bar is either a Snickers or a 100 Grand, depending on my mood. You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day […]

When oh when will I be able to look at something like this and not chuckle to myself? Hopefully never. 😀

Question: How many strip clubs have you been to? How many had male strippers? My Answer: I've been to one strip club. One. I went about six times (two times a year for three years straight). That's it. I haven't gone since I came to Florida. What's odd about a strip club is that it's […]

Question: If you could move anywhere, where would you move? My Answer: Paris, France. They have the best desserts and some pretty attractive women to boot! You are encouraged to answer the Question of the Day for yourself in the comments or on your blog.

I'm trying to think of ways to store my kayak. So far, there are basically three competing possibilities: on the car, in the parking lot, and in my apartment. Each has its plusses and minuses, and in no particular order, they are as follows: On the Car Thinking: If I have to put it on […]