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Question: What's the sexiest thing a woman can wear?

My Answer: I've always been a big fan of comfort breeding confidence, and confidence being sexy. So is cuddling, and those times when you make out for four hours on the couch. So, jeans and a t-shirt. Nothing shows off a woman's ass and legs better than a pair of jeans, I think, and they're typically a comfortable, active set of clothes.

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I had a hot date tonight. That having been said, I mentioned to a friend at 11:20 that I'd had time to watch West Wing after the date. In other words, it didn't go so well.

She was happy to have found someone who was intelligent, motivated, and funny. I was bored nearly to tears. What is it about overly beautiful ((No, clearly not all "overly beautiful" people are dull imbeciles. It just seems like it sometimes.)) people that make them so completely boring? Perhaps they don't have to work at getting and keeping attention, so they never develop certain skills. I lose interest in dull people quickly, but tonight had to be a record. She asked me if I was going to kiss her at the end of the evening, and I made up an excuse about having celery stuck in my teeth.

I never eat celery.

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Y'know what, after having a certain someone run through his (albeit meager) paces, I can't say comment registration would be such a bad thing. Nor would comment moderation.

This person, upset that his inability to comprehend simple English has been pointed out, is on a tear (in his mind). He's leaving comments using other people's names across my blog. All comments are critical or simply stupid. He's easily found, though - people who comment here regularly leave an email address along with a URL, oftentimes with some anti-spam string inside. Because MovableType shows visitors only the URL, I can compare suspected "fake" posts with the 50 or more posts by the person of the same name.

To this person, grow up. Certainly you've got better things to do, don't you? Or would you rather I talk about Britney some more?

Either way, comment registration will solve this "problem" fairly easily. Not that it's not amusing (and easy) right now…

Question: Say you're throwing a little get-together for your birthday, and you invite a few of your guy friends to hang out. Is it cool if one of them brings a girl (without asking)?

My Answer: Nah. It's decidedly not cool. And yes, this is a message. I'm not pissed or anything, but hey, it's not what I wanted either.

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Here's what I need to do daily:

1. Look up data in a MySQL database from a PHP script.
2. Insert that data into an Excel template.
3. Email the Excel template.

I can send a .xls file via email the same way I send a vCard, but only the kind you can create by tab-delimiting text and attaching it as an ".xls" file (which the recipient's machine "automatically" opens in Excel due to the extension). I have no idea how to add something to an Excel template (or how to recreate the template in PHP).

Clearly I could use AppleScript to do this, but I doubt that this will work if a user isn't logged in. Any solutions need to operate successfully when the machine is online. A root cronjob properly runs when nobody is logged in, but probably can't go around scripting Excel itself.

Question: How long after you get a girl's phone number should you wait to call her to set up a date?

My Answer: Hell if I know! That's why I'm asking!

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Hey, a 5 out of 5! I couldn't ask for a better birthday present! Thanks Tim.

It's interesting to look back a year ago and see how things have changed: the gal has revealed herself to be a bit, uhhh, less savory than my first impression, and José has been nothing but a good friend in the intermediate year. One of the best people I've ever known, that boy is. 🙂

Anyway, Rock Star remains $9 for the "MacAddict" celebration, so go get your copy today eh? Any purchases made today would be some nice birthday presents too… 😉

Question: I wanna know… have you ever seeeeen the snow?

My Answer: Apologies to Creedence Clearwater Revival. I grew up in it, yes. I walked to school through it. I'm surprised, however, by the number of people who haven't, so sound out if you've never seen snow.

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Question: What are your thoughts on comment registration, TypeKey, etc.?

My Answer: I am not sure. The more I read about MT 3.0, the more I wish to get away from MovableType. It has almost no improvements, and where is this "Pro" version they said would be released last summer? Rebuilds are still necessary, and so on. Will I force people to register to leave comments? I don't think I like relying on another server when people are going to comment on my blog. If the authentication server is down, can I even comment on my own blog? No. And that's just silly.

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Question: Have you ever had a good manager or boss?

My Answer: I'm young, but for about 45 days I had a good manager when I first moved to Florida. Since then, except for the times when I've merely managed myself, I can't say that I have. I keep hoping, though. I keep hoping.

In other news, this has found its way into my /etc/mail/access file:
boss@work.com     REJECT     Erik is not available - Please try again later.
I have a personal and a work account for a reason.

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Stupid people are great. Without stupid people, we wouldn't have these:

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.

On a bag of Fritos: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
The shoplifter special?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
And that would be how???

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The design contest I made a few days ago has ended. The winner is Randall Schenetz (I checked the spelling three times Randall!). He's elected to go with the $40 in music, and the iTMS gift certificate has been (e)mailed!

I'd post the designs here, but an unnamed jackass would have a hissy fit. Every design submitted was an improvement over the original, and all were very nice. The competition came down to one between Randall and Michael C (I haven't gotten approval to list his full name here yet). I will be sending Michael a $10 gift certificate for being so close. In the end, Randall's design won because he made room for the large image that usually dominates the Web site - a "photo of the week" is important and has to fit.

Thanks to all who participated!

The last time I was in St. Augustine I spent a weekend laying around naked with a gorgeous blonde. This time I was after a different color: red. Specifically, Jeff and I were targetting redfish. I remembered the large fruit stand at the St. Augustine exit, and I remembered turning onto 206, and I remembered how to get to the Holiday Inn. Today, I turned right instead of left.

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Question: Have you ever intentionally evaded law enforcement?

My Answer: You betcha! I was doing 80 in a 40, saw a dome light, whipped the car around, turned off he headlights, and ducked up a side road while the cop sped by looking for "the asshole going 80." I'd just gotten a ticket two months prior (and I was young), so I couldn't risk another - especially at that speed.

In my defense, it was 3am, people regularly kicked it up to 80 so they could coast three miles into town, and I'd never seen a cop there before. Oh well.

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Question: To how many magazines (print) do you subscribe?

My Answer: Maxim, Playboy, some Mac mags, some fishing ones, and Jane (don't ask). Around nine.

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